I Think Tori Amos Should Play Hustlaball

So I think I'm heading to London for Hustlaball this year and I just found out that only a few days before I would be getting into town, Tori Amos is schedule to perform a rare solo concert debuting new material from her upcoming album, Abnormally Attracted to Sin, at London's intimate Savoy Theater!

ARGH! Are you kidding me?!

I think Tori should get the band together and play Hustlaball! LOL ... What better way to promote Abrnomally Attracted to Sin than at the biggest party in the world to celebrate sin itself, right? And lord knows, the woman has always had an affinity for prostitutes!

Let the Magdalane be praised, guuuurls!

If you're getting tickets to Hustlaball, visit Hustlaball.com.

If you're getting tickets to see Tori at the Savoy, you can go fuck yourself.

Ironically, Amos's first single from the new album is called, "Welcome To England."