The Hottest Man Who Ever Lived

So I have been utterly obsessed lately with this 70's screen stud, Joe Dallesandro.

Now I've known about "Little Joe" as they call him for quite some time. Someone sent me some photos of him a while back and I was totally swooning. But it wasn't until I actually saw him on camera last weekend that I decided he is literally the hottest man who has ever lived. (He's still alive too! I hear he manages a hotel in Hollywood, but I don't know if that's true.)

The Movie Channel's on-demand network (if you have Time-Warner Cable) has this weekly gore fest feature called "Splatterdays" for free. Last weekend, they were featuring two of Andy Warhol's movies, Flesh for Frankenstein and Blood for Dracula. I had never seen either but had always wanted to. These movies were so controversial that they were given an X rating when they first came out. A lot of blood, a lot of internal organs, a lot of nudity and people having sex with corpses -- but all so totally unrealistic (like someone's intestines being a sort of hot pink hue or someone's head in a decapitation being so obviously a prop) that it's not scary at all and totally hilarious. I love movies like that.

Anyway, Joe Dallesandro is featured as a co-star of both movies, which is another reason I jumped at the opportunity to punch them up. I'd never seen any of his work.

Literally the second he is on screen, before he even opened his mouth, I stopped breathing entirely.

It has been since I was in high school I think that someone's looks completely took my breath away.

I am still drooling almost a week later.

Who can blame Andy Warhol for picking him up on the streets when the boy was a hustler and putting him in everything he ever did?

Also, if anyone who knows his work could recommend another movie for me to see, or if anyone out there has those clips of Joe nude in the early Andy Warhol screen tests... woof, let me know!

And oh yeah... did I mention he has a ridonkulously big dick?!