"X" Meets Zeb & Perez

Over 85 people showed up for The X Show at RAGE last night (awesome for our fourth week!) for special guests, muscle hunk Zeb Atlas and famed celeb gossip blogger Perez Hilton.

Thank God for Susie being on hand to take such wonderful photos and thank God for Angel Benton reminding me of what happened on stage throughout the evening! Sometimes the stress and the pace of the whole thing makes it seems like a dream and coming out of it, I don't even remember what just went down for two hours! Angel actually was the one who suggested Perez Hilton as a guest for the event too as he had recently interviewed him for his Fuji Television show in Japan.

So! Perez Hilton. What can I say about Perez? First of all, I have yet to see any photo of him that really captures how absolutely adorable he is in person. More than adorable actually, he's fucking cute as hell! He's passionate and energetic but just a little shy in all the right places, which usually makes for one hell of a kisser! Oh, and he has huge hands and feet by the way. So maybe those rumors about his member are true.

We talked about the size of his manhood actually. Albeit a bit reluctantly on his part. I mentioned the scandalous discovery of his Manhunt profile recently and he claims that the photos were very old. When I asked how big it is, he asked about the size of mine! I told him it's around 8, maybe a little over. He said his was about the same.

I asked him what he felt it took to be a good diva. "I think you have to be crazy," Hilton said, "and I think Lindsay Lohan is a perfect example of that." He crowned her the modern day Liz Taylor, being both talented and crazy.

We talked Britney, of course, and how disappointed he is in her downward spiral as a newly single mother of two. Everyone knows he's posted a good handful of Britney snatch shots on his site, PerezHilton.com, in the past few days, and he says Kevin is looking better and better in his eyes by the day.

Another celeb smackdown came at the mention of Maggie Gyllenhal, who according to Hilton, when attending the Sundance Film Festival, was at one of the swag suites accepting free gifts but refusing to have her picture taken. "If you're gonna take the stuff, at least take a fuckin' picture with it!" he blasted.

Sounds almost like Kathy Griffin, doesn't it? More scandal, it seems he's in a feud with the funny girl celebrity these days, to which he sneered, "Kathy Griffin's a celebrity?" Classic. Apparently she's made two digs at him and his work, which of course, makes her a hypocrite because he's only calling people out just like she does for a living. Though, to Hilton's knowledge, the whole thing started over his outing of Lance Bass. "I don't call it outing!" he clarified. "I just call it reporting! And a lot of times I'm kidding. Like when I'm saying I think Jake Gyllenhal is gay, I don't really think he is."

Still, there's quite a few he's NOT kidding about and claims to know are gay. He went down the list as he publically outed from the X Show stage Kevin Spacey, Jodie Foster, Wentworth Miller, Bryan Adams, Matt Dallas and even gay porn star Mario Cruz's escort affair with Clay Aiken, who happened to actually be in the audience!

Also in the audience was adult entertainment impresario Chi Chi LaRue, Cybersocket editor and Cocktails with the Stars host Scott Boardman, go-go God Adam Killian, manager to the gay porn stars David Forest (who arranged Zeb's appearance at the show), escort extraordinnare Rusty, gay porn director Ross Cannon, BoiFromTroy blogger Scott and porn stars Scott Swan, Lex Sabre and Brandon Baker who was donning a delightfully ridiculous wig and I'm not sure anyone knows why or if anyone even questioned it!

Zeb Atlas kicked off the second half of the show with a nearly ten minute feature dance performance, coming out into the audience to give patrons nearly nude lap dances! He talked about how honored he is to have been named Men Magazine's "Man of the Year" for the second time now and how he never had any idea his fame would explode so much.

Atlas says that although all of his relationships have been with women, he's not opposed to the idea of having a relationship with a guy and that in the bedroom he "gets along" with both men and women equally.

He's growing his hair out these days and says he probably will until February when he will shave it all off again.

He recently released his first movie from Zeb Atlas Productions, A God in Paradise, and has another movie with Mark Dalton scheduled for release soon. "There's lots of touching!" he says and hinted that he wouldn't mind making his first gay sex scene with Dalton later in the trilogy.

Zeb is extremely polite. He was very sweet, well mannered and a charming interview, not to mention every inch a star. His performance really wowed the crowd more than anything we've had at the X Show so far and when it came time for his autograph session, they were lined up almost literally out the back door.

I mean, there were two guys who flew out from Baltimore just to see him at The X Show! If that doesn't say everything there is to say about Zeb, I don't know what does!