The New Home Away From Home

I was asked by RAGE to make a special apperance at the Dreamgirls Revue last night, promoting that starting November 7th, every Tuesday I would be hosting The X Show before Dreamgirls from 7:30 - 9:30 pm. While The X Show will obviously be a very different event from Dreamgirls, it will have the same level and quality of production, as it is being produced by the same people on the same night. Admittedly, I was a little nervous going into the evening as I arrived at the club with fellow West Hollywood celebutante, Angel Benton, and my webmistress, Susie G. While I love being entertaining and being on stage, one thing I have never been comfortable with is selling myself and that's exactly what I was there to do! Lucky for me, a few things happened, one after another, that put me completely at ease by the time I took to the stage.

First of all, you can't even so much as walk by RAGE without seeing promos for The X Show all over the club. Their mutli-talented DJ, Tony Gagliardi (who hardcore, long-time readers will remember conducted my first ever live, televised interview on his cable access show years ago!) created these amazing video ads that run not only on the televisions throughout the nightclub, but also blown up and projected onto entire walls. You couldn't miss The X Show or my face, so by the time I got to the club, most people already knew who I was and approached me to tell me how much they were anticipating the new show. I was already a little more comfortable knowing that I wasn't going to be getting up in front of a group of people who had no fucking clue who I was or what I was there to talk about. Because of those ads, we were already the talk of the room. So special thanks to you, Tony G., for really making those video ads so orgasmically fantastic!

I was escorted back stage by another Tony, the producer of the show and owner of Evolved Events and probably kind of sort of definitely in all likelihood for sure my boss. (Yeah, I'm having a hard time getting my head around that one because I'm just a little attracted to him! I mean, not enough to fuck anything up and it's weird because he's not really my type, as we know I'm all about the practically underage! But creativity and talent is the single BIGGEST turn on in the world to me and besides, there's something about the man that drips sex and says he'd be one fucking great time! I also get this vibe that he'd be really fun to party with. I dunno, call me crazy! Just a feeling.) There, I was introduced to the Dreamgirls themselves, in the FLESH! ...Well, underneath all the makeup at least.

To even stand in the presence of Chad Michaels felt like a huge honor after seeing him perform many times on stage as well as watching him be the most entertaining thing about Cher's E! True Hollywood Story. I started bowing down the second I saw him and he immediately stopped me -- and not in that queeny, "Oh, stop! ...Go on!" way either. He said he was a huge fan and that it was an honor for HIM! In fact, I heard through the grapevine that Chad was a big part of me getting the gig at RAGE. I heard that when they asked him about it, he said they would be totally foolish to pass me by and was so adamant about it that RAGE made their decision right then and there. So as far as I am concerned, Chad Michaels is one fierce bitch. Fierce boy, fierce girl, fierce outfits, fierce performance artist and I hear he's also a fierce top in the bedroom. ...Allegedly, people! Allegedly.

I also had the pleasure of meeting Dolly Levi, who even out of full costume, I could tell from the makeup alone was going to be busting out as Elvira, Mistress of the Dark. She seemed impressed that I could tell! If she only knew, I also know all the words to "Haunted House," "Monster Rap" and "Zombie Stomp." I actally interviewed Cassandra Peterson aka Elvira for her last cover story in Femme Fatales magazine a few years back. When I asked her what turns her on, she looked me dead in the eyes (so to speak) with a smoldering grin and said, "Honestly? I'm attracted to young, gay boys." I nearly had my way with her on the table over lunch right there in the cafe! But her husband made me take that quote out of the interview. Among other controversial quotes actually, but I'll save all that for the bio. In fact, ironically enough, I had just come from watching Elvira's Haunted Hills with Angel at my place. So yes, Dolly, I'm a total fucking geek. We should get along just dandy!

On my way back to my seat, I ran into Adam, who is a "stage manager" of sorts, though most of you who have seen the show probably know him as the boy who runs out after each number to pick up all of the tips that have been thrown onto the stage. Which, I will confess, has always been my favorite part of the show! Every time he bends his ass over to pick up the cash, I just wanna dive my face into it. Besides the fact that a boy on his hands and knees, running around trying to pick up all the money he can like some sort of whore is hot in and of itself. C'mon! You know you've all thought about it too! I'm always tempted to drop a dollar and see if he'll scurry over to pick it up. So needless to say, when I ran into him, it was a subtle but flirtatious moments and he's even cuter face to face so my breath was a little taken away. Just a little. ;-)

Dolly Levi brought me up to the stage early on in the show and couldn't have been more gracious or accomodating. She got the crowd worked up and they were applauding wildly as I talked about everything from cum on the face to double penetrations. I made everyone promise to come back and see the show two weeks from the day and the audience seemed genuinely interested and supportive -- which is rare in West Hollywood! Oh and when I brought up the stars who we would be featuring in November, Bruce Vilanch, Mark Dalton, Brent Corrigan, etc. -- no one, and I mean NO ONE! -- got applause like Perez Hilton. Work!

I can't iterate enough how honored I am to be working with such incredibly talented people both on stage and off. Everyone down to the lighting technicians were so warm and so friendly, I was beginning to wonder if I was still in West Hollywood at all. And everyone working over there should probably be warned. When I get into these kind of working environments, I look at everyone involved as "family" and would take a bullet for them. It's totally stupid of me and you know what, I don't give a fuck. I will not give up that naieve loyalty despite what may have happened to me in the past few months. Each and every person I met last night is already considered part of my extended family as far as I'm concerned. ...Oh, but the part they should be warned about is that I think incest is really hot! Yeah. I will develop a massive crush on all of them.

Look, I AM Sally Bowles and that is pretty much all you need to know. I love a fucking cabaret and it has been my dream for many years to produce and emcee a full on nightclub "act" that incorporates both porn and mainstream stars while getting the audience to think with both of their heads. I feel like my dream is finally coming true and it's going to be one helluva journey!

Won't you come with me on November 7th? :-P